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Come on, Billy! Just walk with me. Come on !

2
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Billy. . . Hey, why do l always
have to walk Billy?

3
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Part of your mascot duties.
Chester never complained.

4
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Yeah, well, Chester was a hack.

5
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l took four years of ballet, Kate. . . Not for this!

6
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)

7
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(MEN SHOUTlNG)

8
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-Oh, l don't think so. l don't think so.
-Hey, let go of the goat, asshole.

9
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You let go of the goat. He's my goat!

10
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-Get them both ! We gotta go.
-Billy! Billy!

11
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Help me! Help! Help me! Kate!

12
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Overland rules! (WHOOPS)

13
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Billy!

14
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He's our starting quarterback
and it's the biggest game of the season.

15
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We're playing Overland,
you can't take him away from me, Warren.

16
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-He was arrested with a prostitute.
-Come on, he was set up!

17
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The kid does missionary work
for Christ's goddamn sake.

18
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He's a con artist who hides behind the cross,
and quite frankly

19
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l'm tired of this football rivalry.

20
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l mean Overland stole our mascot
this morning.

21
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That's a tradition.

22
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Dean Simon, if you can find it in your heart

23
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to reinstate me for Saturday's game,
don't do it for me,

24
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do it for the children of Chile,
they desperately need my help.

25
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Yeah, look, you have the power
to make this thing go away.

26
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Just say the right words, please.

27
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Short of the charges being dropped,

28
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there's nothing l can do. Sorry, Coach.

29
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Coach Daniels,

30
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maybe we should pray on this.

31
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Yeah, that's a good idea, Travis.
Let's all pray.

32
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Dear God,

33
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please help my starting quarterback
keep his dick in his pants.

34
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Amen.

35
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All right, Goats, let's bring it in. Hurry.
Hustle it up.

36
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All right, you've probably
already heard the rumors.

37
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-We lost Travis for Saturday's game.
-(ALL GROANlNG)

38
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And possibly for the whole season.

39
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There's no need to panic, because
we still have a game to play Saturday.

40
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Moran, this is your team now.

41
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Let's have a good practice. Let's go!

42
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(lNDlSTlNCT CHATTER)

43
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Hey, Coach, um,
l think there's been a mistake.

44
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lt's no mistake.
You're the starting quarterback.

45
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Right. l get that and l'm here for the team.

46
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(STAMMERlNG)
l. . . You know, l've had this pain

47
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in my oblique that's been killing me,

48
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and l don't think l'm gonna be ready
for Saturday's game.

49
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-Ready?
-Yeah.

50
00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,851
See, l don't give a shit if you're ready or not.

51
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You're gonna run out on that field Saturday
with a dick full of confidence

52
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and you're gonna take that confidence

53
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and you gonna shoot it all over the stadium.
End of conversation.

54
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Thanks. Thanks.

55
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-Welcome to the big time, bro.
-Go ahead.

56
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lt used to be me and Trav.
Now it's me and you.

57
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Let's do this.

58
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Ow!

59
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Who the hell is this?

60
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Well, he wouldn't let go of the goat.
He says he's the mascot.

61
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You guys aren't gonna get away with this.

62
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Whatever. Look, get the goat some water,
and, l don't know, get this guy. . .

63
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l've got all the milk l need. l'm a survivor.

64
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Fine! Get this guy nothing.

65
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-"Get this guy nothing !" That's your voice.
-GlRL: Shut up, asshole!

66
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-SAMMY: You shut up!
-(CHUCKLES)

67
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You. . . l'm telling you right now,
once that door closes

68
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something bad is gonna. . .

69
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MAN ON RADlO: ...is that without Travis,

70
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the Goats might as well
kiss this season goodbye.

71
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

72
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:05,745
-lt's open.
-Hey, Craig.

73
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l need you to do me a favor, okay?

74
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lt's only gonna take a second.
(CLEARS THROAT)

75
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(SlGHS) l need you to break my ankles.

76
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Look, man, no one's breaking any ankles.

77
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-Please.
-Listen, man.

78
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The Shilo-Moran show
had to come to town someday.

79
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And what better day than on Saturday
and on national TV?

80
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Just a tap. That's all it's gonna take.
Come on !

81
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Look, man,
l need you to come through for me.

82
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l've seen you play before, man.
You don't gotta do this.

83
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You're right. l don't have to do this.

84
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Hell, no.

85
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(LAUGHlNG) l gotta get Travis
back on the team.

86
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(lNDlSTlNCT CHATTER)

87
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-Can l offer you a ride?
-No, l'm good, thanks.

88
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Do you think?

89
00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,373
(CRYlNG) We're, like, best friends.

90
00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,211
(WHlMPERlNG) You and me,

91
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-best friends for life.
-(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Travis.

92
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Oh ! Those staring contests really get to me.

93
00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,182
-Right.
-Okay, see you, Trav.

94
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(WHlSPERlNG) lt's me and you, man.

95
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l just wanted a blowjob, Moran.

96
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That doesn't make me a bad Christian, right?

97
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l don't think so, no.

98
00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:24,532
Hey, let me ask you something.

99
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(CLEARS THROAT) Did you at least
try to get the prostitute to say

100
00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,164
maybe she was getting a ride home
with you that night?

101
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Of course, you know.
That's what l always do.

102
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-This one just wouldn't go for it.
-Right.

103
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You know what l'm gonna do?
l'm gonna talk to her for you.

104
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-Would you do that for me?
-(SCOFFS) Yeah.

105
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(DOOR BANGS)

106
00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,489
Mmm, well.

107
00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:10,161
$25 for the hand, $50 for the mouth
and $75 for the ass.

108
00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,371
l'm sorry, l'm looking for Stacy Fandel.

109
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Mmm-hmm. Well, l'm Stacy Fandel.

110
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And if the ass doesn't interest you,
l'm having a sale on ski-shoots. Two for $80.

111
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l'm looking for the prostitute
who got arrested with Travis McKenna.

112
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Mmm, well, you're looking at her, baby.

113
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-What, are you a football player?
-Um. . . No, l'm. . .

114
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-Hey, Dave.
-(DAVE GROANS)

115
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-l'm Travis's backup.
-Oh !

116
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Well, then you may enter
my palace of pleasure.

117
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-Alrighty.
-Mmm-hmm.

118
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-Mmm-mmm.
-(CHUCKLlNG NERVOUSLY)

119
00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:48,991
So, what you do? You come here
to thank me now that you're a starter?

120
00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:50,743
Actually, the opposite.

121
00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:55,539
l came here to offer you 50 bucks so you can
maybe go to the cops and say that

122
00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,958
you were just getting a ride home
with Travis the other night.

123
00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,544
-So you want me to lie?
-Yeah.

124
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:05,216
Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Backup.
Stacy Fandel is not a liar.

125
00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,636
Now, l may suck cock for crack,

126
00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,264
but at the end of the day,
l lay in my bed right with God.

127
00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,352
Right. Did Overland pay you off?

128
00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,853
Because l'll match
whatever they're paying you.

129
00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,689
Please, you think l'd take money
from those losers?

130
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,777
l am a Goat fan, Goat fan.
(lMlTATES BLEATlNG)

131
00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,530
That's fantastic. You're a fan.

132
00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,615
We need Travis back on the team.

133
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Please. l'll do anything.
l'll do anything to get him back on the team.

134
00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,537
-Anything?
-Within reason.

135
00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,958
-Okay, you know Craig Shilo?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

136
00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,376
l want to suck his dick.

137
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,045
-You want to what?
-l want to suck that dick.

138
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Listen, see.

139
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That boy does things to me.

140
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l mean, the way he runs and cuts
and hits that hole, it's just. . .

141
00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,475
Mmm. l'm getting moist just thinking about it.

142
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,812
Listen, if you can help me
get those balls right here,

143
00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,398
-l will help you.
-That's impossible.

144
00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,192
You have a better shot at banging the Pope.

145
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,319
Oh, okay.

146
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,321
Well, you have good luck
on the game Saturday.

147
00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,990
And if you need a handjob
before the game, text me.

148
00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,117
Okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.

149
00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,452
Let me see what l can do, okay?

150
00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:18,914
Open that.

151
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,542
(BlLLY BLEATlNG)

152
00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,170
(GlGGLES) This is perfect.

153
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,255
-We made the BIue Mountain Monitor.
-Yeah.

154
00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,174
You guys are gonna get
a lot of money for me.

155
00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,509
(LAUGHlNG) What do you mean, you?

156
00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:34,263
-This article's about the goat.
-Shut up! Let me see that.

157
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,433
Oh, l get it.

158
00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,603
They probably don't want to panic people.

159
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,896
Right, right.

160
00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,898
Either that or, um,

161
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,275
nobody gives a shit about you.

162
00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,614
(CHATTERlNG)

163
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:55,910
Go!

164
00:08:57,329 --> 00:09:00,372
-Shilo, what's the play again?
-Are you serious? You just called it.

165
00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:03,542
-l think l'm blacking out, man.
-33 draw, Moran.

166
00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:04,668
-33 draw.
-Okay.

167
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,631
lt's called a huddle.
lt happens before the play, Moran.

168
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,508
Go! What's the count?

169
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,135
Hey!

170
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,892
(GRUNTS)

171
00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,021
Touchdown. Great recovery, Moran.

172
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,357
Damn it.

173
00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:31,654
Hey, Moran, let's not make
that shovel pass bullshit

174
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,864
a big part of our game on Saturday, all right?

175
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:35,407
Right, right.

176
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,288
How do you feel about blowjobs?

177
00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,582
l mean, they're not personal, right?

178
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:46,919
A BJ's a BJ,
no matter who's giving it to you, right?

179
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,003
No.

180
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,840
But if a chick, we'll call her a chick. . .

181
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,927
lf she wanted to give you one,
and you knew that said BJ

182
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:58,681
was gonna help us win Saturday's game,
you'd do it, right?

183
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,808
l'd have to run it by Denise first.

184
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,019
No, no, Denise doesn't have to know
about this. (CHUCKLES)

185
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,940
Why do you keep asking me about BJs?
You're creeping me out.

186
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,066
No reason.

187
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,194
You play poker, right?

188
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,654
A friend of mine's putting together
a game tonight.

189
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,322
Yeah. Sure.

190
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,367
But no more BJ talk, all right?

191
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,496
-SAMMY: Come on !
-(lNDlSTlNCT CHATTERlNG)

192
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,540
Hello, let's go!

193
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,712
Damn it, Alex! Pick up the phone!

194
00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,507
You know you're free to go
at any time, right?

195
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,845
(CRYlNG) "B", Bodacious.

196
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:43,559
"l", lncredible.

197
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:48,647
"L", Loving.

198
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:52,901
"L", Literally a goat.

199
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,030
"Y", Yesterday.

200
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,865
Billy.

201
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:04,872
That message goes out to the wannabe
douchebags over at Overland.

202
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:08,083
You can take our goat,
but we've got Alex Moran.

203
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,002
(ALL CHEERlNG)

204
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:13,130
(CHANTlNG) Alex Moran. Alex Moran.

205
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:16,342
ALL: (CHANTlNG) Alex Moran ! Alex Moran !

206
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,677
(SlGHS) So, when we get
to my friend's house,

207
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,971
just try to keep an open mind,

208
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,724
and have a few drinks,
let your guard down.

209
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,560
Man, why do l need to have
an open mind to play poker?

210
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,354
You know what. . . Hey, Sammy. What's up?

211
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,357
What's up? l'm kidnapped. That's what's up.

212
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,026
That sucks. l'll see you at the dorms, okay?

213
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,736
-See you later, man.
-The dorms?

214
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:37,196
Are you serious?

215
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,740
Alex Moran. Alex Moran.

216
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,243
Thank you. Thank you. You guys
wanna know something about Billy?

217
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:44,787
ALL: Yeah !

218
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,330
Billy eats his own crap.

219
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,916
-What?
-Oh, yeah, l've seen it.

220
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,334
And you want to know something else?

221
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,586
A real human being was taken yesterday.

222
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,130
A human being with real feelings.

223
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,132
-He's right.
-Thank you.

224
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,176
Billy is just like one of us,

225
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,719
-with real feelings.
-No.

226
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,429
(ALL CHEERlNG)

227
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,057
Fine. You want Billy? l'll get you Billy.

228
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,725
-ls that what you want to hear?
-(ALL CHEERlNG)

229
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,602
We love Billy!

230
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,442
-What's up, man?
-Hey, Willy.

231
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,194
-Your friend lives here?
-Yeah. She's modest.

232
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,737
-Where have you been?
-Holy shit!

233
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,074
l came here straight from ethics class
to meet you.

234
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,409
Do you know how much crack
l've been offered?

235
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,619
-Why are you here?
-What do you mean, why is she here,

236
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,079
we play poker as a team. Bam !

237
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,624
You can't invite your girlfriend
to a boys' night out.

238
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,252
You said your friend was a girl. (LAUGHS)

239
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,129
That's not the point.

240
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,132
(ROMANTlC MUSlC PLAYlNG ON SPEAKER)

241
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,466
Coming.

242
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,303
-Stace, hey!
-Hey!

243
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:47,349
-Hi, thank you for having us.
-No problem. You delivered.

244
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:51,937
Yeah, yeah. So, this is Denise. This is Craig.

245
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,772
-SHlLO: How you doing?
-Mmm-hmm. Hi, Craig.

246
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,942
Hey! (LAUGHS) Where is the poker table?

247
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,572
Poker table? The only table l got set up
is that romantic dinner table for two.

248
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,949
-(EXCLAlMS) Look at this!
-STACY: lsn't it romantic, Craig?

249
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,743
Uh. . . What the hell is going on?

250
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,121
First of all, this is my house, okay?

251
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,874
And l ask the questions.
And the first question l have is,

252
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,042
who the hell is you?

253
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,502
Who in the hell is l?

254
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,463
Yeah, is there an echo in that
big pineapple head of yours?

255
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,715
l'm the one with the real pooty.
That's who l am.

256
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,217
Hey, ladies, ladies! Ladies. . . Hey!

257
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,470
Hey, let's not do anything rash.

258
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,097
-What the hell is going on here, man?
-Yeah, tell him, Alex.

259
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,853
(CHUCKLES) What's the worst thing
your friend's ever asked you to do?

260
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,063
(BLEATlNG)

261
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,984
Jesus Christ, you again?
Dude, we. . . (GRUNTS)

262
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:49,119
He's taking the goat! He's taking the goat!

263
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:52,748
Hey, asshole, stop!
We're returning the goat after the game.

264
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,751
Yeah, and then you'll get all the glory.
l don't think so, lady.

265
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,086
(EXCLAlMS lN FRUSTRATlON)
Stop him ! Stop Billy!

266
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,630
SAMMY: Oh, my God,
l can fix this for you, Billy.

267
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:00,839
GlRL: Stop him ! Get him !

268
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,967
SAMMY: We're almost there.
We're almost there. Almost there.

269
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:11,475
Go, Billy. Make a run for it.
l'll meet you back at the field.

270
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,894
(BlLLY GROANS)

271
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,103
(PANTlNG)

272
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,563
(GASPS)

273
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,942
Billy?

274
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,194
(ALL GROANlNG)

275
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:27,866
So, in 1 999 the Oklahoma State
starting quarterback gets injured

276
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:32,538
and tailback production falls 45%
when the backup takes over.

277
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:36,083
Alex, Travis is out, all right?
There's nothing we can do about it.

278
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,626
That's not entirely true.

279
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,337
Stacy can get Travis back on the team.

280
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,005
-What?
-Mmm-hmm.

281
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,259
-Whoo! Are you serious?
-Mmm-hmm. (WHOOPS)

282
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,011
ln order for that to happen, um,

283
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,724
-Stacy wants a little something from you.
-Oh, my God, anything.

284
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,226
l wanna blow you.

285
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,895
(LAUGHS) Excuse me?

286
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,481
No, no, no, l'm serious.
No, hold on, Craig, listen.

287
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,858
Listen, Craig. l'm your biggest fan.

288
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,528
And l just want a little bitty piece of you
right in here.

289
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,238
l mean, just a tip.

290
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,907
That'll never happen.
No way in hell l will ever. . .

291
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,033
He'll do it.

292
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,161
-He'll do it.
-All right.

293
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,205
What the hell did you do?

294
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,040
This was supposed to be
a lighthearted prank.

295
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,293
Maybe if you didn't kidnap me
this wouldn't have happened.

296
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,837
We didn't kidnap you, you freak!

297
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,007
-We kidnapped Billy.
-Rub it in, why don't you?

298
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,967
(PUFFlNG)

299
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,095
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, baby.

300
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,722
(SlNGlNG LULLABY)

301
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,890
-STACY: Merry, merry Christmas.
-(BREATHlNG HEAVlLY)

302
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,268
-STACY: Don't say nothing !
-No, l can't do it!

303
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,853
-DENlSE: Craig !
-Hey, Craig. Craig !

304
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,855
-(DOOR SLAMS)
-Craig, l'm sorry, man.

305
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,898
Now this is all up to you.

306
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,695
How about going down on Craig's girlfriend?
lt's close, right?

307
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:52,326
-l'll do it.
-That's disgusting. Ew!

308
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,039
MAN 1 ON RADlO: Alex Moran!
AIex Moran! AIex Moran!

309
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,791
That is all people are talking about today.

310
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,127
Can the freshman QB
Iead this Mountain Goat team

311
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,130
-to victory against Overland U?
-MAN 2 ON RADlO: No, no, he can't,

312
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:09,176
and I think we'II aII have our worst fears
realized at noon today.

313
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,720
This season is over for the Goats.

314
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,555
(SlGHS)

315
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,724
(ALL CHEERlNG)

316
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:20,979
KATE: B-M-S! Go Goats! (WHOOPlNG)

317
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,774
Now, please welcome Dean Simon.

318
00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:24,900
(CROWD BOOlNG)

319
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,027
Mountain Goats can't be beat.

320
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,236
(ENGlNE REVVlNG)

321
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,404
(TlRES SCREECHlNG)

322
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,910
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

323
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,748
You assholes, it's only a goat.

324
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,291
(ALL GASPlNG)

325
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,043
Billy!

326
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,503
Billy?

327
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,755
GlRL 1 : What?
GlRL 2: What happened?

328
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,801
(CRYlNG) Oh, no!

329
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,637
Look what Overland did to Billy!

330
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,057
Why, God?

331
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,559
Why?

332
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,397
All right, guys, listen up.

333
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,776
-They say the sign of a great team. . .
-Hold on, Coach. l gotta say something.

334
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,446
l know a lot of you guys don't believe in me.

335
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,699
l know that l haven't really given you
a reason to.

336
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,951
But l want to let you guys know something.

337
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,245
l'm ready for this.

338
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,540
Shilo, l'm here for you. . . (EXCLAlMS)

339
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,461
(SlGHS) Go, Goats!

340
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,549
(RETCHlNG)

341
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,384
We're totally screwed.

342
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,636
(CRYlNG) Overland killed Billy.

343
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,809
(SOBBlNG)

344
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,356
-Sammy?
-Hey, Alex. (SOBBlNG)

345
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,567
-What happened?
-lt's not good.

346
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,610
-Denise.
-The stage is set, babe.

347
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,572
Look, it's time for my man
to step up and shine.

348
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,698
All right?

349
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,658
(COUGHS)

350
00:17:57,118 --> 00:18:00,746
You're right, baby.
lt's time for your man to step up.

351
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,831
(EXHALES)

352
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,791
l gotta get Travis back on the team.

353
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,002
Craig, where are you going?

354
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,339
They killed my goat, Marty.
l don't care what you have to do,

355
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,176
just make sure that those cowards
from Overland suffer today.

356
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:19,681
lf you want that, you know
what you're going to have to do, right?

357
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:21,850
Fine.

358
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:23,685
Travis is back on the team.

359
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,354
Just promise me
that you'll make those assholes pay.

360
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,357
We're gonna rip them a new one.

361
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,985
Travis is back on the team.

362
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,866
Travis is back on the team!

363
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,451
(ALL CHEERlNG)

364
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,579
Oh, thank Christ! (LAUGHS lN RELlEF)

365
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,210
Christ. Hey.

366
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:52,756
-lt was a good ride while it lasted, Moran.
-Yeah.

367
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,675
-(MUTTERS)
-Dickface!

368
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,554
Yeah ! Travis is back, y'all. My boy is back!

369
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,558
Yeah !

370
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,979
Suck it, moron. Let's get 'em, Trav. Come on !

371
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,606
(ALL CHEERlNG)

372
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,698
Oh, shit!

373
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,201
Craig. Craig, baby!

374
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,922
Craig ! Craig, babe!

375
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,968
Craig, no! Stop, Craig !

376
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,721
(GRUNTS) Okay.

377
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,808
Craig, no!

378
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,269
(SlGHS) Oh, thank God l caught you in time.

379
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,274
Go Goats.

380
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:59,322
Last weekend was a trying time
here at BIue Mountain State.

381
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:03,034
But as I so often do,
I was abIe to rise above it

382
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,205
and help defeat our rivals
at Overland University.

383
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,915
(ALL APPLAUDlNG)

384
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,627
lt is in honor of that trying weekend

385
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,838
that I dedicate this statue.

386
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:26,975
lt's all right.

387
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,106
So let me get this straight.

388
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,484
This guy almost ruins our entire season
and he dedicates a statue to himself?

389
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,573
l rushed for more than 220 yards,
and all l do is get blown by a tranny?

390
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,742
l know.
And he doesn't even put me in the statue.

391
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,161
l was there. l killed that goat.

392
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,541
Wait, you got blown by a tranny?